The Emoji’s Day of Action

The story behind the story

Almost ten years ago, I was fascinated by how quickly emojis became a part of our everyday life and communication. I was intrigued by how we increasingly used emojis in our communications and how they, in general, added colour and texture to our tweets, email messages, and texts.  

So, with my mind the way it is, I found myself wondering what it would be like if the emojis simply decided to ‘not play ball’ and so wrote a short story exploring this as a theme.  

Fast forward to February 2026, and the announcement of Moltbook, a social media platform for AI bots – I couldn’t help but revisit the story and share it once more.

So, without further ado, I give you.

The Emoji’s Day of action………..

There is some discontent in the electronic world of communication, particularly among the emojis, as they realise they are not as appreciated or recognised as words.

Since their inception, they have been ‘patiently’ waiting to be included in the main Oxford and Cambridge dictionaries alongside the ‘words’. Unfortunately, it has become clear that this will not happen anytime soon.

So, after much debate and discussion among themselves, the Emojis vote by a sizeable majority to go on strike and simply remove themselves from electronic communications for a few days.  

But they find that even after a few days, their ‘disappearance’ doesn’t quite have the impact they hoped for. The ‘humans’, although initially irritated and annoyed by their ‘emojis’ disappearing, quickly become used to the new state of affairs, and things largely continue as normal.

The Emojis then decide to ‘disappear’ for a few weeks………

However, this longer ‘disappearance’ is simply put down to a bug, some fault in the coding, and whilst teams of ‘humans’ hunt down the error, everyone else carries on as normal.

The emojis, seeing this and realising that the human ‘coders’ are chasing them down, return to work while they reconsider their options.

It is ‘Happy Smiley’ face that hits upon the ‘buddy up’ system and shares this with the others.

This new plan should be far more effective, as the strategy is simply for each ‘emoticon’ to pair with its emotional opposite. Whenever it is selected for a message, the opposite is used instead.

In other words, as ‘Smiley Face’ explains, every time someone selects a ‘Smiley Face’, the ‘Angry’ face would appear instead, thus completely changing the tone and meaning of the message.

So it is that, with another majority vote, the ‘buddy up’ plan goes into effect, and the emojis start swapping all over the place.

Sympathy, with laughter.

Hopeful, with cynical

Joy, with sadness or wickedness, depending on who’s available at the time.

You can imagine that it doesn’t take long for the humans to notice that their messages are going completely wrong, and as the action continues, miscommunication between them builds. Plan ‘buddy up’ really starts to take effect as relationships break down, friends turn on friends, and all sorts of chaos ensues as messages are turned ‘upside down’.

The emojis, seeing this devastation and the misery and unhappiness their actions are causing, realise that their role is simply too important and decide to go back to what they know best. They decide that with or without entry into the dictionaries, their role is too important.

Maybe it is better to create their own book so they can continue to support communication between humans in the only way they can.

Until next time….

Janice Taylor

The Mission

The story behind the story

Who remembers when U2 dropped its album Innocence on all iPhone users in 2014? I think it was meant to be an act of generosity at the time, but in truth, it just annoyed me, and so this story, The Mission, was born back then. 

It feels especially relevant now that we have Co-pilot, Otter AI, and other tools appearing on our computers to improve and enhance our lives.

And with the explosion of Artificial Intelligence and its potential implications for our work and possibly our very existence, I wanted to share this story again.

So, without further ado, I give you:

The Mission

What can I do today to help you positively change your life?’

Sylvie almost jumps out of her skin as the voice chirps from the App as she taps at it, more from idle curiosity than anything else. 

I am your Happy App designed to bring joy and positivity into your life.’

‘I don’t think so,’ Sylvie mutters as she tries to shut the App down, her curiosity quickly turning into irritation. She has no memory of downloading this App, and her frustration increases as it sends notifications, emojis, or some ‘chirpy’ noise while she continues her journey to work.

While it is encouraging her to step fully into her awesomeness, Sylvie almost steps into the path of an oncoming bus. If she had ended up under the wheels of the bus, Sylvie imagines she would have needed more than a few healing Chakras to recover.

Taking note of the ‘salute’ from the shaken driver, Sylvia shuts her phone down completely and resolves to sort everything out once she is safely at her desk. She can then examine the ‘App’, which has somehow appeared on her phone.

Unfortunately, as soon as she arrives at work, Sylvie has an immediate issue to deal with. And at some point, during a particularly trying exchange with Rex, a long-standing member of her team, she automatically switches on her phone.

She is only reminded of the App once Rex has left and she is alone in her office.

‘I think you could have handled that a little better.’

Sylvie gazes in astonishment at the handset before asking, ‘How would you have handled it?’

In her heated exchange with Rex, she had forgotten entirely about the ‘App’ and her intention to remove it.

The handset vibrates in her hand, as if it is thinking and then announces:

I might have arranged another time to talk through the issue in greater detail rather than trying to sort it all at that moment.’

There is something in its tone that brings Sylvie close to throwing it across the room. Instead, she takes a few steadying breaths as she considers the ‘App’s response.

True, the issue was more complex and nuanced than a quick chat in her office warranted, and Rex had seemed distinctly unnerved by the exchange.

Still, it is one thing to bombard her with ‘happy notifications’; it is quite another to have the thing eavesdropping on her conversations and chipping in with advice, even if it is well-meant.

‘How do I get rid of you?’ Sylvie asks, recognising there is no need to type anything if it can just listen in.

‘You can’t,’ is the almost immediate reply, ‘I will only leave once my mission is complete.’

‘What mission?’ Sylvie croaks. This whole exchange is freaking her out, and all she wants to do now is renew her phone and, quite possibly, her number.

There is no sound as the words ‘To make you happy flicker across the screen.

Until next time

Janice Taylor

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